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Saturday, January 7, 2017

An SAP Consultant's WhatsApp Chat with his Wife

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in. 

Wife - did you like to have something to eat before starting work? 
Husband - I had enough shit at work. 

Wife - have you bought a present for my birthday? 
Husband - not sure why SAP notification was not triggered at the event due date. 

Wife - but I told you about it last night. 
Husband - I think I have to check that background job which was scheduled last night to see what went wrong.

Wife - where's your salary, I need some money now. 
Husband - unable to check due to Cloud issues. 

Wife - at least give me your credit card to me. 
Husband - "silence"...

Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you. 
Husband - I know now but configurations were already transported to the Production System. 

Wife - you are useless. 
Husband - we need to start deleting and archiving those unwanted documents. 

Wife - who was all those women with you in the car this morning? 
Husband - Oh, you mean the SD, HR, MM, WM female consultants. 

Wife - what is the relation between you & that lady SAP Support Consultant? 
Husband - She is married just like you. 

Wife - what is my value in your life? 
Husband - I am still doing ERP while others already move on to Hana, so I am not sure. 

Wife - do you love me or your computer? 
Husband - I love SAP, that I know. 

Wife - I will go to my mother's house for a week. 
Husband - I will scheduled that in my SAP Cloud calendar. 

Wife - I will leave you forever. 
Husband - Let me check if the Transport can still be cancelled. 

Wife - it is worthless talking to you. 
Husband - Maybe there is a new feature in the next release that can help. 

Wife - I am leaving you for good. 
Husband - OK, Transport cancelled, I am now finally in Cloud 9.

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