Husband - hey dear, I am logged in. Wife - would you like to have something to eat? Husband - hard disk has reach its maximum capacity. Wife - have you bought a present for my birthday? Husband - bad command. Wife - but I told you about it last night. Husband - erroneous syntax, cancel command. Wife - where's your salary, I need some money now. Husband - abap dump due to too much information. Wife - at least give me your credit card, Husband - need to get SAP security consultant to setup Authorization Profile. Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you. Husband - it was the Application consultants fault. Wife - you are useless. Husband - default settings in my user profile. Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning? Husband - we moved from ABAP to Java last week. Wife - what is the relation between you & that lady SAP Support Consultant? Husband - she is a Super User and has been granted all Rights to read and write. Wife - what is my value in your life? Husband - unknown virus detected, going into "run time error". Wife - do you love me or your computer? Husband - too many parameters to consider at this moment. Wife - i will go to my mother's house for a week. Husband - time to check if the Super User is available this week for her support. Wife - I will leave you forever. Husband - ready to type "/nex" to close all programs and log out for another User. Wife - it is worthless talking to you. Husband - cause we are now programming ABAP in the cloud. Wife - I am leaving you for good. Husband - Its now safe to turn off the computer.